UNDER GROUND
Wish I had me a painted pony
Going up and down
Wish I had me some clover
I'd like to roll around
Wish I had me a pepper grinder
To grind me into the ground
If I could be under covers
I wouldn't be under ground
Wish I had me a story
To kiss and tell
Horny, corny, thistle thorny
Why do women wear it so well?
Wish I had me a movie
A feature, full length
If I could be chasing something
I'd like to catch my breath
Wish I had me a genie
A genie of the lamp
It would still be raining
But at least I'd be damp
Wish I had me a rainbow
A reason to feel old
Maybe I'd be a blue bird
Maybe all I'd be is cold
Wish I had me a painted pony
Going up and down
Wish I had me some clover
I'd like to roll around
Wish I had me a pepper grinder
To grind me into the ground
If I could be under covers
I wouldn't be under ground
So under ground
Under ground
underground